Archive for October, 2007

Elementary School Halloween

I am really racking my brains trying to figure out why we continue to have Halloween celebrations at school. Every year its the same scenario. Here’s just a little taste of my morning helping out with the kindergarten Halloween party:

Mrs. Teacher: “Alright everyone, I want to talk a little bit about what we’re about to do. We are having a Halloween…

Jamie Shoutsalot: “I’M GONNA DRESS UP LIKE A PRINCESS!!!!!”

Me (In my head): “Wow, that’s really original. I bet no kindergarten girl in history has ever gone as a princess!”

Mrs. Teacher: “Jamie, I wish you would raise your hand when you have something to say. As I was saying, we are having a Halloween par…

Johnny Weirdparents (with a slight lisp): “Halloween is one of the tools in the Devil’s arsenal. People who celebrate Halloween worship the devil & kill puppies & kittens. ”

Me (In my head): “Did that kindergarten kid just say arsenal?!”

Mrs. Teacher (very smoothly ignoring the comment): “We are having a Halloween party today…”

So, you get the idea. (By the way, that kid actually said “arsenal” this morning. It was Awesome!) Anyway, its really just a mind-numbing chore to go through the same craziness every year.

My idea? Well, I’m glad you asked. I say we just take them straight off the bus into the gymnasium where we will promptly feed them as many sugar infused shots of Kool-Aid & Halloween Oreos as they can stomach. Then we leave one teacher in there to “supervise” while the rest off us watch the fun unfold from the hidden cameras we have placed in the gym. I figure that the rewards would outweigh the suffering of one teacher because we could have a rotating schedule. So although the one teacher suffers that year, with 26 teachers in the school, that teacher would know that her turn won’t come up again for 25 years. Man, that would be awesome!

Anyway, I gotta run. The 3rd grade party is this afternoon.

How many 3rd grade boys do you think will be going as Spider Man?

Good Reading

Warning: This is a longer post. I apologize, but I would like to say that I really do think it is worthwhile. I wouldn’t waste your time with a longer post if I didn’t. 

Over the course of the last five years I have experienced a resurgence of love for reading. I always loved it as a child & into the late elementary grades. For some reason though, I wavered when I hit Jr. High. I guess it wasn’t cool anymore, or, probably more likely, I hit puberty & suddenly books were overtaken by girls. It is insanely hard for any normal teenage boy to think about girls for less than 23 & 1/2 hours per day. (The other 1/2 hour is of course spent thinking about what he might be able to do in order to attract said girls.) Anyway, my love for books was overshadowed & forgotten during this hormonal surge of my life that lasted until my twentieth birthday.

Now, I had obviously continued reading to some degree over that time period, but it was always a chore. I took as many short cuts as possible using Cliff’s Notes & nerdy peers. However, I really began rediscovering the joys of reading about 5 years ago. It was really odd now that I think about it because it pretty much happened over the course of a single day. I was reading a required text for class & I happened to take a second & realize that I was actually enjoying what I was reading. “Holy crap, Sam!” I said to myself, “You’re really enjoying this aren’t you?! Ha,ha, ha! You’re such a loser!” (I can be rather harsh with myself at times.) Long story short, I have absolutely loved reading again ever since that day. I can’t get enough! I’ve got a list a mile long of books backed up just waiting for their opportunity to be read, & the more I read, the longer it seems to get.

I was just thinking about this today because I have been especially enjoying the book I’m currently reading. Its an old book by a guy named M. Scott Peck, PhD called “The Road Less Traveled: A New Psychology of Love, Traditional Values and Spiritual Growth.” One of the things that he says is that in order for any kind of spiritual growth to occur there must be learning. There is a direct correlation between one’s growth spiritually & one’s quest for knowledge. This is because, in his assessment, a cornerstone of spiritual growth is a dedication to the truth & all true learning is an investigation & discovery of truth. Normally, I would have just read something to this effect & nodded my head in agreement because it seems so self-evident. Obviously, we need to be continually learning about & growing closer to God & his people in order to grow spiritually, but that isn’t necessarily what Dr. Peck is talking about. He is talking about feeding your mind with knowledge & wisdom. Learning more, not just about God & Christianity specifically. Learning more about science, literature, language, politics, technology, medicine, psychology, architecture, web design, sports, music, creativity, logic, history, & the list goes on & on forever.

As CS Lewis says, “One of the things that distinguishes man from the other animals is that he wants to know things, wants to find out what reality is like, simply for the sake of knowing. When that desire is completely quenched in anyone, I think he has become something less than human.”

I look back & I realize that my rekindled love for reading over the past few years has coincided with unprecedented spiritual growth in my life. Obviously, it isn’t the sole reason for that growth. Numerous other factors have played into that, but I have been convicted today that the driving force behind my growing faith has been a ravenous hunger for knowledge.

Just like my list of books gets longer with every book I read, I find that the more I learn, the more I realize the staggering depth of what I do not yet know, & the stronger my faith becomes, the more I realize how very far I’ve yet to go. So, I want to encourage you today to be learners. Not just “spiritual” learners either, but complete learners.

(Insert cheesy piano music & shooting star graphic here)

The more you know…

Hilarious!

I saw this picture on the funniest website. You must check it out. Funny Church Signs

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Teen Class Update

So I realized that its been a while since I have updated you on the class that I’ve been teaching at church about the Kingdom of Heaven. Over the past few weeks we have talked about the economics of the Kingdom of Heaven, the peacemaking nature of the Kingdom of Heaven, the social structure of the Kingdom of Heaven, & today we talked about the communion of the Kingdom of Heaven.

I especially enjoyed this morning. I used Brian McLaren’s categories to follow the story of the Bible & the story we find ourselves in (creation, crisis, calling, conversation, Christ, community, & consummation) & talked about how the Bible is essentially the story of God & His relationship with his people. We talked about how God’s desire is & has always been to live in communion & with relationships with His people. I had a girl talk about her relationship with her boyfriend of one year & how that relationship was cultivated. Then we discussed how odd it is that we expect our relationship with God to be so much different. When we are cultivating a relationship with people we spend so much of our time together complementing, listening to, & just generally enjoying the other person. However, in our relationships with God many of us agreed that we spend a good deal of our time asking for stuff. Obviously, I don’t think that we should refrain from asking things of our God. He tells us to ask, but what does it say about our relationship when we spend almost all or most of our time making request? Our relationships with people certainly wouldn’t last long if that is how we operate.

Anyway, that’s where teen class is at. I’m really enjoying this & I hope the teens are too. Have a great day!

Well its Tuesday. I don’t have a great deal to write about right now. So, I will refer you to some activities that will be more productive than reading some crazy post by me. 

1) My beautiful girlfriend Brooklynne has recently opened a brand new blog. Stop by & show her some love.

2) Todd has an excellent discussion about global warming going on. Check it out.

3) Learn somethin’

4) Play a fun game and learn somethin’ at the same time!

5) Read about some good news

Hope you are having a great day! Stop by again soon.